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juleigagaler

47 – City Bowl (cape town), Cape Town, South Africa

Desperate, Lazy, and on the Prowl for a Beauty Queen, and will bribe you for a date. NO IQ Required!

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In Her Own Words

About Her

Before you decide to read any further, if you don't have a photo I WON'T respond, and don't contact me...


You'll have to ask my other 'friends', some people got to know me because, 1) I did their homework assignments for them, 2) I bought them drinks, 3) l have them on payroll otherwise I'll have a bit of a problem, 4) My parents bribed them, 5) they were drunk, 6) we were handcuffed together and they had no choice, 7) i'm sure there are more....

I'm 39 and approaching life as a senior citizen. I don't live with my parents any longer (they booted me out yesterday to live in a retirement home), I love kids (and deeply rooted in my heart I know they are they reason old folks want to die), I groom on a regular basis (I won't go into details), I'm hardly ever bitchy (it's like I have PMS every day), I drink occassionally (okay the recycling factory sent me a gift basket for keeping them in business), I love animals too(preferably in a pie or casserole) and my 'friends' think I'm uber smart (in comparison to an ape). I could go on, but I'd have to start lying.

Seriously though, I've been out of the country for more than a decade, returned a while back clueless about the gay scene in SA (was a closeted geek when I left the country). I'll need a few HOT DATES to keep me occuppied while I assimilate. I will return the favour if you ever happen to visit NYC, by providing you with locations to a few bathroom stalls with legitimate telephone numbers and names.

JR

About Her Ideal Match

Your command of english is stellar, you have a passport with a few stamps in them. You eat foods beyond what you discover in your local grocery store, and the highlight of your week in not the shopping mall. Also, you have a life of your own; independent and confident with a vibrant personality...wait I want a mirror image of myself(i'm really not this obnoxious in person). Most importantly I hope you aren't ugly, and manly looking.


If you are searching for someone that will listen to you, care about you, be faithful to you, then you should probably move to the next profile. Alright I'm kidding, I'll listen to you...and then change my number after.

The truth is, I will annoy you, make fun of you, and probably if I find the right person love you...I wear my heart on my sleeve. Yes, my profile says i have been divorced, and was married to a woman, who broke my heart. So I walk lightly now

I do consider New York City my first home, and will be going back and forth; thought I'd put that out there to anyone that's flexible with that, and of course has the criteria listed above and wherever else details about ŻOU' might be.

Cheers!

PS. Photos are non-negotiable, I think with the left side(former chemical engineer) of my brain, so left up to me, your face resembles a sack with holes in it...and that ain't pretty. .

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About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
City Bowl (cape town), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
47
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
169cm (5' 6.5")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Ask me later
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Open to possibilities
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Postgraduate degree
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Ask me later

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
32 - 46
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
157cm (5' 1.8") - 179cm (5' 10.5")
Body Type:
Slim; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long; Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Type of lesbian:
Inbetween leaning toward Femme
HIV Status:
Negative
Body Art:
Pierced ears
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
A social butterfly
Valued Qualities:
Celibacy; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Reading:
There's nothing better
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; News; Reality shows; Sci-Fi
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Drama; Independent; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Business news; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Reading; Shopping; Singing
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
American Football; Basketball; Golf; Hiking; Inline / Roller skating; Running; Scuba diving; Snowboarding; Table Tennis; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; White water rafting
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
More Lifestyle
Pastimes of choice:
Visiting a museum or gallery
Time Online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Loft in the city
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World
Politics:
Very Liberal
Honesty:
Very