In Her Own Words
About Her
Before you decide to read any further, if you don't have a photo I WON'T respond, and don't contact me...
You'll have to ask my other 'friends', some people got to know me because, 1) I did their homework assignments for them, 2) I bought them drinks, 3) l have them on payroll otherwise I'll have a bit of a problem, 4) My parents bribed them, 5) they were drunk, 6) we were handcuffed together and they had no choice, 7) i'm sure there are more....
I'm 39 and approaching life as a senior citizen. I don't live with my parents any longer (they booted me out yesterday to live in a retirement home), I love kids (and deeply rooted in my heart I know they are they reason old folks want to die), I groom on a regular basis (I won't go into details), I'm hardly ever bitchy (it's like I have PMS every day), I drink occassionally (okay the recycling factory sent me a gift basket for keeping them in business), I love animals too(preferably in a pie or casserole) and my 'friends' think I'm uber smart (in comparison to an ape). I could go on, but I'd have to start lying.
Seriously though, I've been out of the country for more than a decade, returned a while back clueless about the gay scene in SA (was a closeted geek when I left the country). I'll need a few HOT DATES to keep me occuppied while I assimilate. I will return the favour if you ever happen to visit NYC, by providing you with locations to a few bathroom stalls with legitimate telephone numbers and names.
JR
About Her Ideal Match
Your command of english is stellar, you have a passport with a few stamps in them. You eat foods beyond what you discover in your local grocery store, and the highlight of your week in not the shopping mall. Also, you have a life of your own; independent and confident with a vibrant personality...wait I want a mirror image of myself(i'm really not this obnoxious in person). Most importantly I hope you aren't ugly, and manly looking.
If you are searching for someone that will listen to you, care about you, be faithful to you, then you should probably move to the next profile. Alright I'm kidding, I'll listen to you...and then change my number after.
The truth is, I will annoy you, make fun of you, and probably if I find the right person love you...I wear my heart on my sleeve. Yes, my profile says i have been divorced, and was married to a woman, who broke my heart. So I walk lightly now
I do consider New York City my first home, and will be going back and forth; thought I'd put that out there to anyone that's flexible with that, and of course has the criteria listed above and wherever else details about ŻOU' might be.
Cheers!
PS. Photos are non-negotiable, I think with the left side(former chemical engineer) of my brain, so left up to me, your face resembles a sack with holes in it...and that ain't pretty. .
What Her Friends Say
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About Her
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
City Bowl (cape town), Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
48 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
169cm (5' 6.5") | |
Body Type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Ask me later | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Brown | |
Eye Colour: |
Brown | |
Ethnicity: |
Ask me later | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Ask me later | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Open to possibilities | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
Maybe | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Postgraduate degree | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Ask me later |
About Her Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
32 - 46 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
157cm (5' 1.8") - 179cm (5' 10.5") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Other | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Her
Hair Style: |
Long; Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Type of lesbian: |
Inbetween leaning toward Femme |
HIV Status: |
Negative |
Body Art: |
Pierced ears |
Sense of Humour: |
Obscure |
Intelligence: |
Rocket Scientist |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party Behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Valued Qualities: |
Celibacy; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Date Activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Reading: |
There's nothing better |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; History; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi |
TV Habits: |
I watch a few favourite shows each week |
TV Shows: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; News; Reality shows; Sci-Fi |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Drama; Independent; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Business news; Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Reading; Shopping; Singing |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
American Football; Basketball; Golf; Hiking; Inline / Roller skating; Running; Scuba diving; Snowboarding; Table Tennis; Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; White water rafting |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese |
Pastimes of choice: |
Visiting a museum or gallery |
Time Online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're dysfunctional |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Dancing; Intelligence; Showing affection in public |
Dream Home: |
Loft in the city |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Retirement Plans: |
Exploring the 7 Wonders of the World |
Politics: |
Very Liberal |
Honesty: |
Very |
